“Sounds like a dog's fart.”

Source Magazine

“If hobo's could make music, this would be what it would sound like.”

The Enquirer

“We've heard blind people make better music.”

Guitar World

“Luckily we don't have a Billboard 10,000, because they wouldn't make that either.”

Billboard Online

“Wish we could roll right over this album, but it's just too damn good.”

Rolling Stone

“Thank God we can't hear.”

The Holy Braille